OLD PLANTATION SONGS IN ARRANGEMENTS
BY WHITE MEN SO AS NOT TO ELICIT HOPE
AS THE NOOSE IS TIGHTENED AROUND YOUR NECK
IT IS THE TURD DAY OR THE DAY OF THE TURD
HOWEVER YOU MAY WANT TO PHRASE IT
THE TURD COMING APOCALYPSE NOW OR
ARMAGEDDON ANYONE WANT TO PLAY
THE SERMON ON THE TOILET
IF YOU SUFFER IT'S FOR A WORTHY CAUSE
THE RICH NEED TO GET RICHER BOTTOM LINE
WORDS TO LIVE BY
ALL HAIL THE GREAT LEADER THE GREAT LIAR
THE ONE WHO CAN SPEAK NO TRUTH THE ONE WHO
CANNOT SPEAK ALL HAIL BIGLY THE CLOWNHAIRED
CHARLATAN our king gives clowns a bad name
I DECIDE ALL I SAY WHAT THE TRUTH IS
I SAY WHAT THE FACTS ARE ALL OTHERS LIE
I AM RIGHT AND THEY ARE WRONG GOT IT NOW
YOU WOULD BECOME THE HAIR APPARENT
THE APPOINTED ONE WHO WOULD SUCCEED
TO THE CROWN OF CLOWNCOLORED HAIR AND RULE
AS MEN DO UNTO YOU FUCK THEM UP TWICE AS MUCH